Christopher Columbus

October 11, 2011

Tweet Hey remember that asshole Christopher Columbus?  You know the one in that jaunty rhyme they teach you in first grade: “In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue.”  They credit this guy with “discovering” America, challenging the world is flat theory, and spreading Christianity.  But they overlook all the fun facts.  You know like his […]


Alexander Graham Bell

May 17, 2011

Tweet Hey remember that asshole Alexander Graham Bell, the guy who invented the telephone? WHAT? The man invented the telephone and helped teach Helen Keller. How could he be an asshole? Tweet