Roscoe Finkle
Owner of Roscoe Finkle’s New and Used Imported Rugs and as diverse as Lenny Kravitz. He loves a large glass of burbon, movies with ridiculous explosions, and Mozart (yea I’m fricking cultured). He spends the days picking his afro, fending off the ladies and observing asshole-ish behavior.
He hates decorative hand towels (why have a towel that you can’t actually use?), can’t stand people that
can’t park – like the asshole who takes up two spots for no other reason then to be an asshole, and especially hates trail mix (what a gross, appalling invention).
Talk to Roscoe and say hello, but beware – he very well may put you on blast.
PS – Welcome to Hey Remember That Asshole
