Randy Thorntree
Former professional sheep sheerer, Randy Thorntree now spends his days in seclusion in the hills of Greenland. A tragic barn fire set by an asshole neighbor, left Randy without his right butt cheek. This event raised his awareness of the assholes around him, and unfortunately the one under him, as well.
Randy enjoys fly fishing for real flies, cold beer, and has recently been knighted by the Arch Duke of Greenland. With his new found knighthood, Randy has promised to rid Greenland of all dragons, krakens, and assholes. Fight the good fight, Randy.
